December 2011
...This is not a normal conversation...
*Nat calling me*
*ignored, now texting*
Me: "Am in the bathroom..LOOLL"
Nat: "OMG I WANT TO HEAR YOU PEE."
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHA NO, I'M NOT CHRISTIAN."
Nat: "SUCH A DOUCHE. NOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO HEAR IT WHILE I EAT."
Me: "JUST BECAUSE NATURE IS CALLING DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO AS WELL -___-"
Nat: "WHYYYYYY :("
Me: "MY DAD WILL HEAR ME AND BE LIKE, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO PEOPLE WHILE YOU'RE ON THE POTTY, AND THEN THERE WILL BE AWKSAUCE EVERYWHERE."
Nat: "YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO TALK. JUST LET ME LISTEN."
LOLLLL jill, you love me. this is true love right here.
Anonymous asked: Your ex.
“See all I wanna do is be relevant. Just tell me that I ever meant, anything...”
– Wale
Because I feel like doing this.
jesssicasaurus:
jesssicasaurus:
Since 2011 is coming to an end.. I wanna try do this before it does end.
Leave a URL/person in my ask OR like this post and I shall write a little something something about that person. For each one, I’m gonna make a separate text post. If I write about you, reblog it or like it so I know that you’ve seen it. (: I’m probably going to leave these posts on my...
fuck high alcoholic tolerance. -_- why is this shit not working. wtf.
I want to sleep with you
jesssicasaurus:
aye-kyle:
Not in a sexual way. I just want to lay there with you, hugging you, brushing your hair with my fingers and your head laying down on my chest. That would be so nice right now.
and being able to just look at you and tell you how much i love you. yet, i know telling you or showing you wont even be enough to describe it. but its the best i got.
i miss you.
home from closing with the crew, and we went to banana bay to go eat and drink. got challenged to down my drink, after drink. so yes i got buzzed. dont get me wrong, i can handle my shit. my high alcohol tolerance takes care of me. but here i am now, at home, and downing more shots…drowning these emotions. what has become of me. what has become of my mentality for 6 years i...
im messed up in the head.
bare with me. give me time..give me time to become sane again.
Fuck, I love it when you smile.
jesssicasaurus:
It makes my heart melt every time I see it and I get so giddy inside. I can’t help myself but smile back, no matter what I’m feeling.
She's crazy about you. You're crazy if you can't...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
nerdy-for-life:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
^_^ still love them lol
Sex in the Morning.
jenswag:
jesssicasaurus:
We were still cuddling from the night before, both laying on our sides. The rain is pouring, skies still dark and the neighbors were still sleeping. He was behind me, arms wrapped tightly around my body. I couldn’t move. I didn’t want to wake him. I lay still for a moment. Then thoughts of the previous night began to fill my head. You see, the night before we were in...
Nat takes 15-second-long shits.
stumblingonthrough:
That..that is just talent right there.
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMG…. DYING. <3 LAWLLLLLLL i am filled with natural talents gurl ;)
Nat is teasing me with In & Out over the phone.
stumblingonthrough:
The bitch >:[
why can’t I live in SoCal
why
why
why
why
she loves me. ^_^
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4:30am
I don’t remember having a single day, where I don’t think about you.
Its time to go to sleep and wake up at 10 for work.
bare with my while i continuously post throwbackss :( hella nostalgic right now.
i cant reply to posts for some reason soo
@chardonnayre THUG LYFE. U DUN NEED NO SLEEP. BTW. ask Arnold if he can make me mod. theres drunk fucks in here….:O
join us cause @chardonnayre and@fiiliipiino insisted on being assholes and left us -_-
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